Quotable Three Year Old - Part 4

Feb. 17th
Els: "Daddy, you smell like a GOPHER!"
Steve: "It is not nice to tell your father he smells like a gopher."
Els: "but....you do."

Feb. 28th
Els giving a morning lecture: "Never EVER touch a forest Yetti.  He will cut you into pieces!....or....he will cut your hair."

Mar. 4th
Els had some interesting observations and questions when her Mom read her It's Not the Stork!: A Book About Girls, Boys, Babies, Bodies, Families and Friends (an age appropriate illustrated book for young children).
Els observation #1 "China rhymes with Vagina."
Els observation #2 "My Daddy has that kind of penis.  Who else do we know who has a circumcised penis?"

Apr. 14th
After she finished going to the bathroom, Els declared, "That's a fat poop.  It's fat like a dragon."