Sunday, June 22, 2014

Solstice!




Morning photo shoot for Mom, who's in Berlin w/ Tia Kelli & Calli!
 

Lindsey's birthday party -- strawberry cupcakes AND a bounce house!

 
I picked out blue sparkly boots for Lindsey.  They were a hit.
 
 
Shirtless rockstar dinner of blueberries & cheeseburgers.
 
 
Barefoot Solstice Bonfire!







 

Friday, May 23, 2014

Legoland and the Beach

welcome to legoland

yellow because it's the color of "grandpa bruce's"




scary princess






Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Butterfly Girl does the San Diego Zoo

Butterfly Girl
 Iva gave Els butterfly wings for a present and she sported them the entire day.  Other parents and kids commented throughout the day.  I don't doubt the zoo will be selling them soon.
Butterfly Sucker


When we got to the hotel Els was playing with her Curious George doll and told him that there was an orangoutang at the zoo and he was sad...but "he liked me," she said.  I think she was right on both counts.

Monday, April 14, 2014

Quotable Three Year Old - Part 4

Feb. 17th
Els: "Daddy, you smell like a GOPHER!"
Steve: "It is not nice to tell your father he smells like a gopher."
Els: "but....you do."

Feb. 28th
Els giving a morning lecture: "Never EVER touch a forest Yetti.  He will cut you into pieces!....or....he will cut your hair."

Mar. 4th
Els had some interesting observations and questions when her Mom read her It's Not the Stork!: A Book About Girls, Boys, Babies, Bodies, Families and Friends (an age appropriate illustrated book for young children).
Els observation #1 "China rhymes with Vagina."
Els observation #2 "My Daddy has that kind of penis.  Who else do we know who has a circumcised penis?"

Apr. 14th
After she finished going to the bathroom, Els declared, "That's a fat poop.  It's fat like a dragon."





Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Lightning Girl Gets A Haircut



Elsinore refused getting a haircut but Lightning Girl was much more reasonable and willing to take on the challenge.  A Super Hero on her way to Super Cuts.

Friday, March 7, 2014

New Bear Hat


compliments of Colleen's sister and hasn't left Elsi's head in days.